Nameless Entertainment

My cellphone indicated that I had received a new e-mail from a possible suitor. I made my way to my laptop to review the e-mail waiting for me within my inbox. The screen name looked very familiar and after reading the message and reviewing the user's profile, I realized it was a blast from the past.

Suitor: Hi, How have you been?

WhoIsHe2U: I've been good - Where have you been?

Suitor: I've been good - We miss you

WhoIsHe2U: Thanks, We should ge together soon

Suitor: How's tonight?

I didn't expect Suitor to shoot for tonight, but knowing them I knew they would jump at the chance. There I sat in my condo drinking Nyquil like it was a Vodka Gimlet from the local bar, What was I to do? I questioned Suitor where they were located since they seemed to be in a different location whenever we chatted due to their occupation. Suitor mentioned they would be in Hollywood and I immediately rolled my eyes.

Damn. Why so far? I advised Suitor that I would make the drive to Hollywood around 10pm, but advised I wasn't feeling well and there was a possibility that I might have to take a raincheck, if at all possible. They stated they understood but still tempted me to come out since it had been months since we last saw one another.

Suitor: I need your XXL Hands

WhoIsHe2U: I hear you

Suitor: Cum, please.

WhoIsHe2U: I'm gonna try